Beautiful women

I know there are very pretty women in the world. I know that there are attractive women in the church. However, I have been disturbed lately because all of them seem to be moving into my ward.
This has been happening for a while now. I first noticed about two years ago.
It is the nature of things to have balance. You don't put all of your heavy furniture on one wall, and you do put two pieces of bread in the toaster. I could go on and on.
Anyway, I think that things are all out of whack because of the physical attractiveness of the women in our ward. There are not enough average looking women, like me. I am not saying I am terribly scary looking--well maybe a little last year when I couldn't open one eye--but come on!
One woman just delivered her newest bouncing bundle of joy. Prior to the birth, she confessed she felt "unattractive," but she actually looked amazing. You know, that "glow" the pretty girls get when they are pregnant.
The thing is that these women are JUST as beautiful on the inside as they are on the outside. They do glow with something special.
I can't think of a single plain woman in my ward. I am really trying.
They just aren't there.